Attempted Murder - Men's Premium T-Shirt

They gathered with intense, dark purpose, rigid as seasoned assassins. Their target: a dropped onigiri.

The lead crow gave a sharp, decisive caw—the signal. Immediately, two of the others bumped into each other, dropped their focus, and started fussing over a shiny bottle cap.

The plot disintegrated into petty squabbling. They flew off in profound, shamed silence. Less a 'murder,' more a highly uncoordinated, dramatic gumi.

• 100% cotton (heather gray and heather ice blue are 95% cotton /5% viscose. Heather blue & charcoal gray are 80% cotton/20% polyester. Heather burgundy is 60% cotton/40% polyester. Heather oatmeal is 99% cotton/1% viscose) | Fabric Weight: 4.42 oz (lightweight)
• Wide range of sizes from S-5XL
• Fairly produced, certified and triple audited.
• Double stitched, reinforced seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
• Optimized for beautiful brilliance across all printing methods
• Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.

slimmer fit

	A	B	C
S	673 mm 26.5 inch	444 mm 17.48 inch	203 mm 7.99 inch
M	698 mm 27.48 inch	508 mm 20 inch	210 mm 8.27 inch
L	723 mm 28.46 inch	546 mm 21.5 inch	228 mm 8.98 inch
XL	768 mm 30.24 inch	609 mm 23.98 inch	235 mm 9.25 inch
2XL	800 mm 31.5 inch	647 mm 25.47 inch	240 mm 9.45 inch
3XL	812 mm 31.97 inch	704 mm 27.72 inch	260 mm 10.24 inch
4XL	838 mm 32.99 inch	749 mm 29.49 inch	267 mm 10.51 inch
5XL	863 mm 33.98 inch	800 mm 31.5 inch	279 mm 10.98 inch